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Now know a Ms Coxhead and a Ms Loverich. Feel like I’ve wandered into a Restoration comedy. No powdered bosoms though.
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Did you remember both eggs and ham being green? It’s true. The protagonist has his epiphany after one egg; I’d be more afraid of green ham.
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Māori attributed most of Aotearoa’s topography to 1) lust, 2) accident, or 3) vandalism. So basically a landscape created by teenagers.
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Forget bungee jumping or running with the bulls, thrillseekers; try giving a two-hour practical demonstration of software you’ve never used.
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Because my office is next to the toilets, I dread one day being able to identify my colleagues by the sound they make when peeing.
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_Wolf Hall_ really puts the boot into Thomas More, as if Mantel wanted to cancel out _A Man for All Seasons_. The city I’m currently in is named after one of the plot points of _Wolf Hall_, set 500 years ago and on the other side of the world.
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Anne Boleyn > Henry VIII > Wars of the Roses > Parhelion > Green flash > Criticality accident > Edge of Darkness. Thanks, Wikipedia.
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Camus slept with Koestler’s wife, and in return she bought him a cool trench coat. “OMG, it’s just like Bogart’s!” “You betcha, Al.”
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Camus slept with Mamaine Koestler, Sartre would’ve but couldn’t / Koestler slept with Simone de Beauvoir, Camus could’ve but wouldn’t.
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_Bright Star_ surely contained as many frocks as _Sex in the City_. Should have been called _No Sex in the Country_. SPOILER: Keats carks it.
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Overheard: “The MATURE students were asking question after question for the WHOLE of the lecture!” [Shi, how we spose LEARN’ything?]
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I should probably not mention to people that I import my pencils from America. There’s no positive spin to put on that, is there?
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Saying homeopathy = 1 drop in the Pacific is true, but you sound like a wacko. People back away. Try “less than 1 drop in a swimming pool.”
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_Jonathan Livingstone Seagull_ sounds much more butch in Greek (_Ho Glaros Ionathan_) and Catalan (_Joan Salvador Gavina_). The Thai version is fairly lame though: _Chonathan Lifwingsatan Nangnuan_. And now I’m having flashbacks to the dire 1973 Neil Diamond soundtrack album. A fave of my folks at the time.
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“Teacher, Poet, Activist.” Words that chill the soul.
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Steven Pressfield’s _The War of Art_ is a fabulous procrastination-breaker. Just ignore the cruddy H&J, and skim the bits about angels.
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Our acting boss during the restructuring wasn’t sure what his job title should be. I suggested Plus Ça Change Manager.
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