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I’m looking forward to Sex and the City III, where the Revolution comes and our heroines are sent off to a re-education camp. Many men would pay money to watch them scratch lice from the seams of their overalls with broken DKNY lenses and fight over stale bread.
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Blood is only thicker than _fresh_ water: marine fishes leach water to the sea, but river fishes are constantly being diluted.
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My most entertaining haircut was in Berlin. I contemplated the result solemnly, said “Fantastische”, and all the hairdressers cracked up.
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Pitting a kilo of cherries is surprisingly gruesome. Spatters, stains, a bowl of glistening entrails. Cleanup felt like Dexter.
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This morning’s baking has been sorted into Eccles Cakes and Unsucceccles Cakes.
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An owl’s eye is as big as a human’s, an ostrich’s much bigger. Some bird eyes are so big they nearly touch, behind the scenes.
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Your eyeball is about an inch in diameter. This is perhaps the least-useful rule-of-thumb measure I know.
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Science isn’t everything, but we know the universe is 13.75 billion years old and 930
yottametres wide no thanks to astrology.
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A thesis is Death By Chocolate: eaten slowly in one go, by an unlucky few,
who usually feel a bit ill afterwards.
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We were going to call our band The Boston Molasses Disaster, but were
pre-empted by a band actually from Boston.
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Swans: avian hydrangeas. Discuss.
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In the midst of chaos and destruction, there’s no reason a gentleman can’t keep his
beard neatly trimmed.
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